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Matt: Saw this and thought of you!
http: //www.laughload.com/fairytale-wedding-bi6clx2w.html
 no necessarily the words either.
 you're just a crabby old drag queen
Me: I saw that the other day, and thought the same thing
Matt: hehehehehhe
 you'd make a fantastic evil step mother
 i love how much christian properganda that is
 re-marriage is evil.
Me: hahaha
 Finding one person to marry me is hard enough, let alone two

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mychemicalromances:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

doguins

w hat

Still Classy

Mate: Hey man, heading out tonight? Sitting at home isn't very appealing
Me: Nah, sorry bro. I have a date tomorrow, so I'm prepping for that
Mate: Fair enough. Applying the mudmask hey?
Me: yea, gotta Wax, Bleach... the whole sh'bang!
Mate: hahaha!
Me: Yea, and that's just my arsehole!
Mate: ....Classy....

Gandini’s Medical Marvels »

Ladies and gentlemen, freaks and grifters; Step right up and witness the amazing medical marvels of the great Gandini…….

Come check out our new Fringe show @ The Ice Cream Factory “Gandini’s Medical Marvels”

#circus #brisbane #whatson #icecreamfactory #performance #tonight

nevver:

Every week is Shark Week

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I DON’T WANT A PHOTO DAD! - Imgur

Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I'm interested....

A: unlock for me?
Me: unlock what?
A: Your pics on mh?
Me: I don't have locked photos?
A: aw..video on xtube or anything? im super toey
Me: nope, nothing
A: fair enough
 c2c then?
Me: No thanks, sorry
A: okay, ill shut up
 sorry
 I'm just gonna unfriend you. I feel as though your not taking kindly to me
Me: because I don't want to have sex with you or share nudes with you?
 That makes me unfriendly?